“But you said to practice screwing the pork”
“The poor, David. Screwing the poor”
Lord Ashcroft’s Revenge
The Conservative Party are now a threat to your livestock, the livestock of your family and the livestock of this country.
A crackling story.
After donating millions to the Conservative Party and working hard to ensure it was victorious in general elections, Lord Ashcroft was rather annoyed he didn’t get a good post in the Cabinet. So he wrote an unauthorized biography of our dear leader,alleging that while a student, he got up to no good with a dead pig .
It is understood the dead pig only ever performed oral sex on the Prime Minister the once and there is no suggestion that either party was romantically involved with anyone else at the time.
Rich boys who end up ruling British politics do things like that to strengthen fraternity and most importantly, so everyone in the club has dirt on each other. Protecting them all from whistleblowers when they become corrupt politicians.
“I did not have sexual relations with that pig”
“No, I didn’t call her Babe”
“No, I didn’t need oinkment”
“No, she wouldn’t leave me aloin”
“No, I’ve never made a rasher decision”
Rember the fuss about Jeremy Corbyn not singing the National Anthem last week?
British butchers are worried
Can we now look forward to Miss Piggy’s memoirs?
“My part in Cameron’s downfall?
PS Stormont talks focussed on Ashcroft’s Revenge this morning