Miss GFA Northern Ireland fails driving test!

SUBJECT: Miss GFA Northern Ireland
FATHER: Mr UK Britain, elderly, retired from Empire Building
MOTHER: Eire Ireland, lives independently after traumatic divorce from the British family.
MIDWIFE: The USA
OUTCOME: Failed

The British and Irish governments have repeatedly offered Miss GFA Northern Ireland self- government, but always with an ‘L’ plate and dual controls.

Miss GFA northern Ireland was repeatedly instructed on how to make Northern Ireland work as a common home for us all.

She was constantly reminded that the 2011 census reveals 48% of the resident population are either Protestant or brought up Protestant, and 45% of the resident population are either Catholic or brought up Catholic,

The Stormont Assembly is working.

Is it?

Your politicians cannot agree on historical truth

What are you talking about?

Everyone knows the conflict was started and continued by a group of bloodthirsty psychopaths called the IRA,

Do they?

Or do some people believe that a group called the IRA defended the Catholics in NI from Loyalist and RUC aggression and continued a struggle for national freedom that is centuries old?

Your politicians cannot agree on,

let alone reach, any form of reconciliation,

Fighting about parades, demonstrations and commemorations exposes the sectarian fault-lines lying underneath the surface of Miss GFA Northern ireland

and tears the society apart for ordinary men, women and children

 40 years of strife and snail-like progress on moving towards a modern European society

It’s time to call a day

on Miss GFA Northern Ireland

and on her Power-sharing therapy

Her doctors agree that until there is a settlement that breaks the current stalemate Northern Ireland is consigned to perpetual schism

Her instructors agree Miss GFA Northern Ireland needed to concentrate less on the rear view

and more on what she could see through the windscreen.

They are convinced Ireland needs something new, different and better

It’s the future that matters, not the past.

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