The UK Dysfunctional Family – 3

breaking news
Many of Miss GFA NI’s current problems are now attributed to continual sibling abuse.
Miss GFA Ulster

SUBJECT: Miss GFA Northern Ireland
FATHER: Mr UK Britain, elderly, retired from Empire Building
MOTHER: Eire Ireland, lives independently after traumatic divorce from the British family.

Miss NI grew up in a neglectful home. After their acrimonious divorce, her father Mr UK Britain handed over the keys of the house to her brother

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Master  “Jack” Bull Britain while her mother Eire Ireland busied herself setting up her independent home elsewhere.
Master Jack  always wanted to be top dog.

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His own private militia used march through Ms NI’s rooms, terrorising and threatening her. He treated her like

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Cinderella.
Proud of Master Jack’s spirit which supported his Empire building

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Mr UK Britain, who was fighting a takeover, refused to discipline his son.
Worn out by the abuse she had suffered

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Ms Eire Ireland took refuge in religion and encouraged her daughter to stand up for herself and join her in her independent home.

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Inter-sibling violence forced Mr UK Britain back to

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his old house. Appalled by Miss NI’s excesses he forced a reconciliation, promising her a new world of equality, parity of esteem and acceptance of her religious and political beliefs under his roof, subject to Master Jack’s veto!

_hopes betrayed
Alas, hope of a bright future was not to be.
Master  “Jack” Bull revealed

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his true colours again and again, finally deciding to

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lock Miss GFA Northern Ireland out of her new home.
He  decided “there will be no further meetings”

“If I am not satisfied . . .”

“If it becomes apparent to me . . . .”

“I shall attempt to get the best outcome for me . . .”

“I must make it clear . . .”

“I’m outta here tomorrow  unless I get what I want . . .”

“It’s her fault. She would not take difficult decisions”

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Mr UK Britain’s fixer talked with

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Ms Eire Ireland’s to deal with the  siblings.
Both  insist that come what may the siblings have to learn to live together.

questions

 

Queries: Why should they?
Why can’t Miss GFA Northern Ireland live in her mother’s house as she so desperately desires?
Why can’t Master Jack remain in his father’s as he wants?

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But what would be the point of

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Master Jack Bull Britain’s life without a sibling to torment?

 

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/peter-robinson-no-further-meeting-of-the-northern-ireland-executive-unless-exceptional-circumstances-31507501.html

https://eurofree3.wordpress.com/2013/08/02/miss-gfa-northern-ireland-fails-driving-test/

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/theartofwar/prop/home_front/INF3_1368.htm

http://thyria.deviantart.com/art/25-Betray-496565021

http://locksmithparkslope.org/lock-out/

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-09-09/dup-ministers-will-resign-if-assembly-isnt-suspended/?

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3 thoughts on “The UK Dysfunctional Family – 3

  1. Thanks for the compliment MPG – nice to hear from you again. Actually as i’ve looked at Scotland in this light too the entire UK looks like a fairy tale from hell . Am thinking about Wales – the next installment!!

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  2. Pingback: GAA: Let’s remove the Tricolour and Amhràn na bhFiann | the mirror@wordpress.com

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