Christmas In DUP-land

As Christmas is fast approaching, now’s the time to see how it is celebrated by our brethren and cistern in DUP-land as we learn their  Cash for Ash gravy train has gone up in smoke, thanks to First Minister Arlene Foster’s alleged incompetence.

So here’s a modern Christmas Carol in DUP – land

On the fifth day of Christmas

My DUPPER sent to me:
Five Ornge Sashes
Four Parties Calling
Three SpAds a-wailing
Two Min’sters fighting
and Cash for Ash from a dead Tree

Christmas Decorations in DUP – land

Christmas tree baubles in DUP-land

 

Christmas Lights in DUP-land

 

Christmas Charity Run in DUP-land

 Christmas Party guests in DUP-land

Christmas Service in DUP-land

God is not only Protestant, he is an Ulsterman and a member of the Orange Order

Christmas Dinner in DUP-Land

Christmas cake in DUP-land – Victoria sponge, of course!

Christmas crackers in DUP-land

 

 And on and on and on it goes . . . .

 

 

Pics

https://eurofree3.wordpress.com/2014/01/12/ian-kyle-paisley-highlights-of-his-life-3/

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/sandy-row-bonfire-well-build-it-bigger-and-better-say-loyalists-after-pyre-was-set-alight-early-31331252.html

http://www.yorkshiretimes.com/article/Get-Behind-Queens-90th-Birthday-Celebrations

https://www.partyark.co.uk/010580/jubilee-street-party-royal-family-cake-topper.html

https://eurofree3.wordpress.com/2014/01/12/ian-kyle-paisley-highlights-of-his-life-3/

https://www.britshop.ch/__product/110/1781/Fun-and-Games—Christmas-Crackers/Union-Jack

http://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-tourism-union-jack-bauble/p1765560

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