Retired Empire-builder Mr UK Britain’s wife’s
90th birthday is coming up!
Of course we all know she
holds the purse strings in that family
“Certainly dear, Anne’s boy can organise one for you.
He’s good at that sort of thing”
How much do you want it to cost?
£150 a head. Austerity, you know.
Right. Mayne Meejar will tell them it’s a privilege to be allowed to pay
I’m not inviting that disagreeable child of yours
Miss GFA Northern Ireland or her horrible step-brother
Or your demanding sister
Don’t worry. We’ll only invite those charities you say you support or else plebs who are flattered to pay
Where will we have my birthday party?
In the street my dear, where else?
You always have your parties in the street.
Costs nothing to get a street for one of your parties.
So how much will it cost me?
Nothing , my dear. And Anne’s boy should make quite a bit for himself even at only £150 a head
I’m really excited about this – I think it is a great idea
You are clever , Dukie
I know my dear. You didn’t get where we are today by actually paying for something.
That’s our motto