Never think The Mirror neglects any true Sinn Feiner
Dear friends there’s no need to wreck your brains searching for novelties for that loved one in Sinn Fein!
We saw their
before the DUP could use it as toilet paper and before it went up in smoke
Sinn Fein doesn’t want any new-fangled gadgets like
the Corporation Tax Game
There are a lot of other things they’re asking Santa for!
Plenty to choose from or you can all club together and get them everything
please can we have
An Acht na Gaeilge (an Irish Language Act),
the Civic Forum,
an all-island Consultative Forum,
the North South implementation bodies
a Bill of Rights.
Adequate means to deal with our legacy from the past
And if you’re feeling extra generous you could throw in the odd Long Kesh Reconciliation Centre –
Those EU people said they might still find the money so all we really need is the OK to go ahead
Gerry and Marty
PS Will Uncle Dave and Uncle Enda be doing Santa this year?
Or are they pulling the sleigh ?
Is Grandpaw Hart coming down the chimney?
PPS Those Uncles of ours and Grandpaw have been promising us all this for years.
It’s time we got what we really, really want.
Otherwise why should we bother being good?