No need to search the shaps! We know what Santy’s bringing Ulster!
Never think The Mirror neglects any true Loyalist!
Ulster says Ho Ho Ho’
Is Santa visiting Cavan Donegal and Monaghan as well?
a huge Ornge Beg
All the pressies are wrapped in the Union Flag
He knows if you’ve been bad or good.
Who’s been toutin to Santa?
What do our Loyalist Fleggers want for Christmas?
Dear Santy, can we have the fleg back please?
So what’s Santa bringing?
The Loyalist Christmas Dinner
Where are you having that?
The Lock Keepers Inn
festooned with bunting and flags
What’s on the menu?
Main Course: Twadell Tripe
Why serve Twadell Tripe at the Xmas dinner?
Because the Drumcree Chicken didn’t go down well last year.
What’s Drumcree chicken?
Micks at one end, Oranges in the other.
Why not Coronation Chicken?
Because there were views about the William and Katie Land sauce.
Why didn’t they opt for the Duck a l’Orange?
Because they wanted Curry my chicken and yoghurt.
What’s for dessert?
True blue cupcakes and an old fashioned Orange Tart commonly known as . . .
Santy’s bringing Union Jack Crackers
with paper hats and riddles.
Q. Why was it named Drumcree chicken?
A: Because it wasn’t coming back up.
Q. Why didnt the Drumcree Chicken cross the Garvaghy Road?
A. Because of those bastards in the Parades Commission didn’t allow it to walk down!
Q.Why didn’t the Twaddell chicken cross the road?
A: Coz it was stuck to the Drumcree chicken
What else is Santy bringing Ulster?
A new Board Game for all the Loyalist family
Roll the dice – see who gets home first!
Flegmas is not Flegmas without it!!
and while they’re playing, the Loyalest Loyalists will be listening to
because Santa is a Unionist
the real big meaningful Christmas Gift for Loyalists is a new coat
To trail around neighbourhoods where they’re not welcome?